The Adminis-traitor of Karachi Adventist Hospital

I received this by email. Really rocks !!

I AM DONALD GLADWIN JACOB THE TRAITOR

I'm a Traitor; I'm a traitor; I am donald jacob the traitor.

Everyday I betray Seven-day hospital, but to ADRA a loyal dog am I.

Dr. Daniel, Arshad, Azmat, Zubaid, and many others are my hoodlums

But I live to worship (and f**k) only lab-supervisor Nelson's wife Juliet

I am the "adminis-traitor" of Karachi Adventist Hospital, and I bed virgins for fun

My slutty wife sweenitha (she sucks male-nurse c**k), has borne two rascalsto squander my wealth

My hoodlums loot and swindle patients, employees, and hospital fundseveryday.Needless to say, I (the RonDon boss) get the lion's share of the cash; 5% toPr. Noor

With Donations from Denmark and elsewhere I fill up my bank accounts

The Danish (Mohammad) cartoon makers are the donors and good friends of mine

I am THE traitor; a thousand times greedier than Judas Iscariot

I am so proud to be donald gladwin jacob the TRAITOR !

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URGENT message: This may save your life !

URGENT message: This may save your life !

Do pass on to family and friends. It may save someones life !

Did you know why 7 day hospital is called 7 day? Here is why:
1. Because (at Karachi Adventist Hospital a.k.a. 7day) patient bed sheets are changed after 7 days (as a cost saving measure).
2. Because (at Karachi Adventist Hospital) patients admitted there DIE within 7 days. Pathetic, isn't it?
3. Because (at Karachi Adventist Hospital) medicines are N.S. (not in stock) for seven days a week.(it is a gallant attempt to decrease the usage of drugs and save the world....Bravo!)
4. Because (at Karachi Adventist Hospital) patient lab results are reported after seven days ! (seems to be done to keep patients admitted there longer). What a cheap trick; but expensive for the patients :-(
5. Because (at Karachi Adventist Hospital) the elevators (lifts) work only seven days in a month (a good way to save electricity).
6. Because (at Karachi Adventist Hospital) at least every seven days; a patient gets raped by the staff. Of course the matter gets covered up by the hospital.Sometimes nurses also get raped; by the administration officers.
7. Because (at Karachi Adventist Hospital) there are seven standard ways to try to kill you when admitted at 7day hospital i.e. administration of wrong medicines,usage of fake medicines, respiratory machines not working, injecting higher dosage, using non sterile instruments, medicine coming late,doctor unable to figure out the problem. Employees are encouraged totake risks with patients. It is a morale booster.
The above are based on actual conditions prevailing at Karachi Adventist Hospital (a.k.a. 7day), Karachi, Pakistan. This hospital needs to be avoided like the plague. Come for treatment here at your own risk.
If you have any doubts, please do come by and get admitted. With a bit of luck, you will live to regret the experience.
Why all this is happening is because the hospital is currently under control of a bunch of goons who are doing nothing but milking the profits for their own selfish purposes. Charitable hospital indeed !What a joke.
The charitable name is only for fleecing donations from all and sundry. May God open the eyes of would be donors that they see through this mask of goodness. And hopefully people will turn elsewhere for treatment rather than putting their lives at risk.

Cheers,
Sana Butt
Freelance Writer

KAH Nursing Director: quite the Bitch

The current KAH Nursing "Director" (Sweenitha Jacob) is as incompetent and unqualified as her name.

She is just waiting for someone to break her legs; then she will vacate this post.

The time for bone crunching is coming pretty soon! It will be quite enjoyable !

KAH photos

Current KAH building

Projected future new wing, used to fleece donations from all over. Collected millions of rupees to date.

Remote Nursing Training

Breaking news !

Karachi Adventist Hospital (7day) now offers remote Nursing. You can become a nurse from the comfort of your own home. No classes to attend or work hour to complete. No need to take exams either for a small additional fee !

For information about admission, please contact the Nursing Director at Karachi Adventist Hospital, M.A. Jinnah Road, Karachi, Pakistan. Ph. 021-2258021, 2224231

P.S. If you face issues in the admission, just remind them that the Administrator's son is also currently part of the program (information the Nursing Council would be interested in).

Happy Nursing !

7 reasons why 7day hospital is called 7day

7 reasons why 7day hospital is called 7day

1. Because patient bed sheets are changed after 7 days (as a cost saving measure).

2. Because patients admitted there DIE within 7 days. Pathetic, isn't it?

3. Because the nursing students at 7day have to get LAID for seven days by the hospital officers. Then only can they pass nursing. Geting shagged (read raped) on duty is also a compulsory part of their credit hours. So fucking wonderful, isn't it?

4. Because patient lab results are reported after seven days ! (seems to be done to keep patients admitted there longer). What a cheap trick; but expensive for the patients :-(

5. Because the elevators (lifts) work only seven days in a month (a good way to save electricity).

6. Because medicines are N.S. (not in stock) for seven days a week. (it is a gallant attempt to decrease the usage of drugs and save the world....Bravo!)

7. Because there are seven standard ways to try to kill you when admitted at 7day hospital i.e. administration of wrong medicines, usage of fake medicines, respiratory machines not working, injecting higher dosage, using non sterile instruments, medicine coming late, doctor unable to figure out the problem. Employees are encouraged to take risks with patients. It is a morale booster.

The above are based on actual conditions prevailing at Karachi Adventist Hospital, Karachi, Pakistan. If you have any doubts, please do come by and get admitted. With a bit of luck, you will live to regret the experience.

Why all this is happening is because the hospital is currently under control of a bunch of goons who are doing nothing but milking the profits for their own selfish purposes. Charitable hospital indeed ! What a joke.

The charitable name is only for fleecing donations from all and sundry. May God open the eyes of would be donors that they see through this mask of goodness. And hopefully people will turn elsewhere for treatment rather than putting their lives at risk.


Cheers

Sana




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Karachi Adventist Hospital aka 7day hospital

Hi everyone!

Welcome to my blog where I will be sharing juicy tit bits of insider info on Karachi Adventist Hospital, located on M.A. Jinnah Road in Karachi, Pakistan.

Fact #1: This hospital is popularly known as 7day hospital (probably from its previous name of Seventh Day Adventist Hospital) and it's supposed to be the first private hospital in town.